in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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