Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
