Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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