i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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