chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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