Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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