Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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