I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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