So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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