Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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