going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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