That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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