The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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