it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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