Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
We have started to decorate penises.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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