Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Never joke about your clitoris.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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