Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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