I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Randomize
