I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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