We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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