the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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