your parents love me but you hate me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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