Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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