a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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