): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
how drunk are you?
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