If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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