I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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