Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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