She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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