drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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