By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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