On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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