What did we do last night that was yellow?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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