So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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