I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
