I just made out with a guy for $7.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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