No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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