Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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