im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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