That's intense
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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