Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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