playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
