when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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