You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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