I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
