whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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