i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just invented taco cereal.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
