i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
you never un-have a 4some
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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