I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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