I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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