i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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