Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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