Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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