yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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