He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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