it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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